Monday, March 12, 2018

So Tense About the Tents

The salesman was so tense,
We could sense
His tents
Weren't worth the extra cents.

(They also had funny scents.)

We left without one.

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Pants

Unless you want to give a chance
To passers by to steal a glance
Of whatever you wear under there
(or whatever you don't)
We recommend pants.