The Awful Waffle
And other homonym-ous and heteronym-ous rhymes made to aid the spelling dismayed.
Monday, March 12, 2018
Wednesday, March 7, 2018
Wednesday, December 20, 2017
Homonymous Holidays
It was more of a scene
Than I'd ever seen.
The line stretched out the door.
Outside, a girl sold hot apple cider,
A brimming pot of the stuff beside her,
And a sign, reading "Hot Cider 50 cents."
It had the most wonderful scent.
Inside, a festive soundtrack played.
I heard it all twice twice through.
And if, "Have a Holly Jolly," came around once more,
I couldn't have said what I'd do.
But, in the end, I'm glad I went.
Now my Holiday gifts are all sent.
Than I'd ever seen.
The line stretched out the door.
Outside, a girl sold hot apple cider,
A brimming pot of the stuff beside her,
And a sign, reading "Hot Cider 50 cents."
It had the most wonderful scent.
Inside, a festive soundtrack played.
I heard it all twice twice through.
And if, "Have a Holly Jolly," came around once more,
I couldn't have said what I'd do.
But, in the end, I'm glad I went.
Now my Holiday gifts are all sent.
Monday, July 18, 2016
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
Tuesday, June 7, 2016
The Sewing was just So So
The sewing was just so so
on the field hand's dungarees.
So, after all the sowing,
and germination of the seeds,
When the time came for weeding,
He would bend down on his knees,
And, more often than not,
His dungarees would split,
Right up the backside,
And you'd hear him mutter,
"Aw, SH...
...ucks!"
on the field hand's dungarees.
So, after all the sowing,
and germination of the seeds,
When the time came for weeding,
He would bend down on his knees,
And, more often than not,
His dungarees would split,
Right up the backside,
And you'd hear him mutter,
"Aw, SH...
...ucks!"
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
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